April 2011
March 2011
When it’s a big day tomorrow but you can’t fall asleep because you’re too nervous/excited and your brain doesn’t shut up. you’re just lying there, different versions of imaginary scenarios are playing over and keeping your mind active.
HAPPENS TO ME EVERYTIME!
I’M PRETTY SURE I’M GOING TO BE LIKE THIS TONIGHT
“I’ll have you know, I did something today. I painted a banana red. - No, it’s not my fucking dick. It’s a banana. And it’s not a dildo, you disgusting people. I think it feels like one. Not that I would know. Not that you would either know, children. - Maybe I’ll give it away later. It’s my shiny red banana. Does anyone want it? But remember, do not eat it.”
—
Jared Leto

(via veganbrekkie)
YOU GUISE I'M GOING TO CRY

aaaaaand the spam is over
“If there was a sex scene, you better believe it would be the best you ever saw in your life. They could have never done another man-to-man sex scene after that. It would have been the quintessential fuckfest of all time.
— Jared Leto about “Alexander” —(via visumveri)
— Jared Leto about “Alexander” —(via visumveri)
